Monday, April 22, 2013

Air Fare

Included services for a single $700 plane ticket:
  • Flight across the country
  • A seat on the plane
  • An additional charge if you actually want to bring stuff
  • Mandatory pictures taken of you naked
  • Frisking (if you're lucky)
  • Body search and delousing- oops- wrong list
  • Peanuts 
  • Random searches of your stuff (if you're lucky)
  • Luggage being handled with the utmost care and respect



Isn't flying the best? It's the only service in America in which you pay hundreds to thousands of dollars to be treated like an inconvenience.
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1 comment:

  1. RebeccaApril 22, 2013

    "It's the only service in America in which you pay hundreds to thousands of dollars to be treated like an inconvenience."

    Brilliant. You are so right.

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