You Know You're Pregnant When...

... (besides the obvious clues) you find yourself...

• Lunching on mushrooms dipped in ranch dressing with a side of cottage cheese mixed with applesauce. And find it very satisfying.
• Eating raman noodles like you're in college again.
• Single-handedly eating half a can of chow mein noodles within a matter of minutes.
• Tearing open a package of granola bars you've just purchased, and devouring one before you've even walked two steps out of the store.
• Sending your husband out at 9:30 pm, because you must have KFC and you must have it NOW!