14. There's an increase in the number of one-way conversations you have in a day.
13. You cheer for burps.
12. Your standards for a good night's sleep have become more liberal.
11. You're in the business of stopping leaks.
10. You consider changing from pajama bottoms into sweatpants to be an upgrade.
9. Showering has become a luxury and is now done in record speed.
8. Every 3-4 hours you wonder, "Left or right side?"
7. When your husband gets home from work, he finds you sitting in the exact same spot on the couch nursing as when he left in the morning.
6. You log about as much time on your couch sleeping as you do in your bed.
5. You've suddenly adopted a new exercise regimen that consists of walking the equivalent of 1 mile a day, in your house, while rocking and bouncing.
4. Breakfast for dinner has become a weekly occurrence.
3. At no other time would you be okay with another human tooting on you.
2. Making sure your son's frogs get fed twice a week has become a challenge.
1. Your heart has quadrupled in size.