Children's Verses

Every now and then I overhear my son singing songs he's learned... with a twist. Here are some of my recent favorites. Feel free to teach them to your children!

• Singing "wet willy"* during the musical intervals between lines. (example: "I lived in heaven a long time ago, it is true.... Wet willy!")
  
• "Stir it once, stir it twice, stir that chicken soup with diarrhea."
• "The world is a rainbow, with many kinds of doo-doo heads." (I don't think he understands how true that is.)

As you might have gathered, my son has a new fascination with bathroom humor.

* Wet willy is when you lick your finger and stick it in someone's ear. This was taught to my son by his uncles.